William Wycherley’s The Country Wife (1675)

There has always been bawdy humour. The Miller’s Tale, in Geof­frey Chaucer’s late 14th cen­tu­ry mas­ter­piece, The Can­ter­bury Tales, is replete with sex­u­al innu­en­do and crude behav­iour. More recent­ly, we can think about the clas­sic saucy sea­side post­cards of the ear­ly to mid-20th cen­tu­ry fea­tur­ing heav­ing bosoms, hen­pecked hus­bands and dou­ble enten­dres aplen­ty. Think too of the Car­ry On films of the 60s and 70s and the Con­fes­sions of a Win­dow Clean­er fran­chise (fun­ni­ly enough, Robin Asquith, who played the lead role in the Con­fes­sions films, also appeared in a 1972 “erot­ic com­e­dy” ver­sion of The Can­ter­bury Tales, con­tain­ing abun­dant nudi­ty, sex and slap­stick; he evi­dent­ly knew his oeu­vre).

Anoth­er age in his­to­ry that was known for its explo­sion of bawdy humour was the Restora­tion peri­od. The Restora­tion, of course, was the 1660 rein­state­ment of the Stu­art monar­chy, after ten years of Cromwell’s Com­mon­wealth of Eng­land which was char­ac­terised by a Puri­tan cul­ture that amongst oth­er things banned Christ­mas and the the­atre. Buz­zkill, much. The Restora­tion trig­gered an out­pour­ing of cre­ativ­i­ty in the arts and a Renais­sance in Eng­lish dra­ma through­out the late 17th and ear­ly 18th cen­turies. Enter Restora­tion Com­e­dy, and talk about a reac­tion to Puri­tanism: it went quite spec­tac­u­lar­ly the oth­er way, with the new King Charles II active­ly encour­ag­ing sex­u­al­ly explic­it lan­guage in plays.

The the­atres were packed and there was no short­age of play­wrights to keep them that way for a few years (the peak of Restora­tion com­e­dy per se was real­ly only the 1670s and again in the 1690s): promi­nent fig­ures includ­ed John Dry­den, George Etherege, William Dav­enant, Thomas Kil­li­grew, and William Wycher­ley. Wycherley’s com­e­dy The Coun­try Wife (1675) is a case in point. Con­tro­ver­sial for its sex­u­al explic­it­ness even in its own time, the title con­tains a lewd pun with regard to the first syl­la­ble of “coun­try”. Even in our own times, this word rarely makes in on-screen.

The play turns on two indel­i­cate plot devices: a seducer’s ploy of fak­ing impo­tence to safe­ly have clan­des­tine affairs with mar­ried women, and the arrival in Lon­don of an inex­pe­ri­enced young “coun­try wife”, with her dis­cov­ery of the joys of town life, ooh-err mis­sus. The scan­dalous decep­tion and the frank lan­guage have for much of the play’s his­to­ry kept it off the stage and out of print. It was only in 1924 that the play was staged once more; inter­est­ing­ly, itself a year and peri­od that fol­lowed a peri­od of depri­va­tion, name­ly the Great War, which under­stand­ably led to a sense of dev­il-may-care enjoy­ment of free­doms. Although clear­ly a peri­od piece, The Coun­try Wife has been acclaimed for its lin­guis­tic ener­gy and sharp social satire.

The Coun­try Wife fron­tispiece
William Wycher­ley

Kenneth Grahame’s The Wind In The Willows (1908)

Anoth­er throw­back to child­hood mem­o­ries this week: we’re going to be look­ing at the end­less­ly charm­ing children’s nov­el, The Wind in the Wil­lows by Ken­neth Gra­hame, first pub­lished in 1908. Who isn’t fond­ly famil­iar with Grahame’s sto­ry of Mole, Rat­ty, Bad­ger and Toad, and their adven­tures on the riv­er and in the Wild Wood? I used to get mixed up between this and a six­ties’ children’s TV show called Tales of the River­bank, which was clear­ly influ­enced by The Wind in the Wil­lows giv­en that it fea­tured anthro­po­mor­phised wood­land crea­tures like Ham­my Ham­ster and Rod­er­ick the Water Rat, mess­ing about in boats (and voiced by a suit­ably “ham­my” John­ny Mor­ris).

The nov­el was based on bed­time sto­ries told by Gra­hame to his dis­abled son, Alas­tair. Gra­hame had fre­quent boat­ing hol­i­days and on these he would write tales about char­ac­ters that in time would become Toad, Mole, Rat­ty, and Bad­ger. He lived in Cookham Dean in Berk­shire and was inspired by the farm­land, lanes and vil­lages of the area and the wood­lands of local Bisham Woods which would become the Wild Wood. In 1908, he took ear­ly retire­ment from his job at the Bank of Eng­land and moved with his wife and son to an old farm­house in Blew­bury. There, he used the sto­ries he had told Alas­tair as a basis for the man­u­script of The Wind in the Wil­lows.

The Wind in the Wil­lows, book cov­er

The plot, you will per­haps recall, begins with Mole aban­don­ing his spring-clean­ing of his hole in the ground to join Rat­ty the water vole on the bank of the riv­er, where Rat­ty inducts him into the ways of the riv­er. They vis­it Toad, the wealthy and jovial res­i­dent of Toad Hall whose obses­sion with the new-fan­gled motor­car gives Mole and Rat­ty much cause for con­cern due to Toad’s propen­si­ty to crash vehi­cles. Mole vis­its the Wild Wood, gets lost and then found by Rat­ty and the two are tak­en in by Bad­ger, who, upon learn­ing of Toad’s numer­ous car crash­es, joins the two to stage an inter­ven­tion. They place Toad under house arrest, but Toad escapes, steals a car, and ends up in gaol. So far, so Grand Theft Auto

Toad escapes from prison and winds up at Ratty’s home, where­upon Rat­ty informs him that Toad Hall is being squat­ted by weasels, stoats and fer­rets. Toad, Bad­ger, Mole and Rat­ty invade Toad Hall and dri­ve out the inter­lop­ers. Toad holds a ban­quet to cel­e­brate, mends his for­mer ways and they all live hap­pi­ly ever after. In addi­tion to this main nar­ra­tive, the book con­tains sev­er­al diver­sion­ary tales fea­tur­ing Mole and Rat­ty, such as their encounter with the god Pan in the chap­ter called The Piper at the Gates of Dawn (which Pink Floyd would use as the title of their debut stu­dio album).

Here’s an excerpt fea­tur­ing Rat­ty and Mole dur­ing their first encounter with Bad­ger and his very appeal­ing home…

THEY wait­ed patient­ly for what seemed a very long time, stamp­ing in the snow to keep their feet warm. At last they heard the sound of slow shuf­fling foot­steps approach­ing the door from the inside. It seemed, as the Mole remarked to the Rat, like some­one walk­ing in car­pet slip­pers that were too large for him and down at heel; which was intel­li­gent of Mole, because that was exact­ly what it was.

There was the noise of a bolt shot back, and the door opened a few inch­es, enough to show a long snout and a pair of sleepy blink­ing eyes.

“Now, the very next time this hap­pens,” said a gruff and sus­pi­cious voice, “I shall be exceed­ing­ly angry. Who is it this time, dis­turb­ing peo­ple on such a night? Speak up!”

“Oh, Bad­ger,” cried the Rat, “let us in, please. It’s me, Rat, and my friend Mole, and we’ve lost our way in the snow.”

“What, Rat­ty, my dear lit­tle man!” exclaimed the Bad­ger, in quite a dif­fer­ent voice. “Come along in, both of you, at once. Why, you must be per­ished. Well I nev­er! Lost in the snow! And in the Wild Wood, too, and at this time of night! But come in with you.”

The two ani­mals tum­bled over each oth­er in their eager­ness to get inside, and heard the door shut behind them with great joy and relief.

The Bad­ger, who wore a long dress­ing-gown, and whose slip­pers were indeed very down at heel, car­ried a flat can­dle­stick in his paw and had prob­a­bly been on his way to bed when their sum­mons sound­ed. He looked kind­ly down on them and pat­ted both their heads. “This is not the sort of night for small ani­mals to be out,” he said pater­nal­ly. “I’m afraid you’ve been up to some of your pranks again, Rat­ty. But come along; come into the kitchen. There’s a first-rate fire there, and sup­per and every­thing.”

He shuf­fled on in front of them, car­ry­ing the light, and they fol­lowed him, nudg­ing each oth­er in an antic­i­pat­ing sort of way, down a long, gloomy, and, to tell the truth, decid­ed­ly shab­by pas­sage, into a sort of a cen­tral hall; out of which they could dim­ly see oth­er long tun­nel-like pas­sages branch­ing, pas­sages mys­te­ri­ous and with­out appar­ent end. But there were doors in the hall as well—stout oak­en com­fort­able-look­ing doors. One of these the Bad­ger flung open, and at once they found them­selves in all the glow and warmth of a large fire-lit kitchen.

The floor was well-worn red brick, and on the wide hearth burnt a fire of logs, between two attrac­tive chim­ney-cor­ners tucked away in the wall, well out of any sus­pi­cion of draught. A cou­ple of high-backed set­tles, fac­ing each oth­er on either side of the fire, gave fur­ther sit­ting accom­mo­da­tions for the socia­bly dis­posed. In the mid­dle of the room stood a long table of plain boards placed on tres­tles, with bench­es down each side. At one end of it, where an arm-chair stood pushed back, were spread the remains of the Badger’s plain but ample sup­per. Rows of spot­less plates winked from the shelves of the dress­er at the far end of the room, and from the rafters over­head hung hams, bun­dles of dried herbs, nets of onions, and bas­kets of eggs. It seemed a place where heroes could fit­ly feast after vic­to­ry, where weary har­vesters could line up in scores along the table and keep their Har­vest Home with mirth and song, or where two or three friends of sim­ple tastes could sit about as they pleased and eat and smoke and talk in com­fort and con­tent­ment. The rud­dy brick floor smiled up at the smoky ceil­ing; the oak­en set­tles, shiny with long wear, exchanged cheer­ful glances with each oth­er; plates on the dress­er grinned at pots on the shelf, and the mer­ry fire­light flick­ered and played over every­thing with­out dis­tinc­tion.

Ken­neth Gra­hame

Camille Pissarro’s Jalais Hill, Pontoise (1867)

Camille Pis­sar­ro is the Impres­sion­ist who doesn’t quite get the same props these days as the usu­al crowd: Mon­et, Manet, Renoir, Degas, Cézanne et al. These names trip off the tongue, and jus­ti­fi­ably so due to the indeli­ble stamp they all made on the artis­tic endeav­our of Impres­sion­ism, but Pis­sar­ro was the one that they all looked up to as the old­est mem­ber and “founder” of their col­lec­tive group. It was Pis­sar­ro who real­ly helped get things off the ground and up and run­ning, so to speak, so let’s look at the inter­est­ing sto­ry of how that came to pass.

Pis­sar­ro was born in 1830 on the island of St Thomas in the Dan­ish West Indies (now US Vir­gin Islands). His father, a French nation­al of Por­tuguese Jew­ish descent, had trav­elled to St Thomas to deal with the estate of a deceased uncle. He end­ed up stay­ing, mar­ry­ing his uncle’s wid­ow and hav­ing four chil­dren with her. Accord­ing to Jew­ish law you can’t go mar­ry­ing your aunt so the fam­i­ly was ostracised, and the young Camille and his sib­lings were sent to school with the local indige­nous kids rather than to the island’s Jew­ish school.

At age twelve, Camille was sent to board­ing school in France, and returned to St Thomas with a love of art and a thor­ough ground­ing in draw­ing and paint­ing. After work­ing for this father for a few years, but being con­vinced by Dan­ish artist Fritz Mel­bye that he had a rare tal­ent, he left for Venezuela and took on paint­ing as a full-time pro­fes­sion. At twen­ty-one, he moved to Paris, work­ing as an assis­tant to Fritz’s broth­er Anton Mel­bye, and attend­ing the École des Beaux-Arts and Académie Suisse.

At the begin­ning of this peri­od Pissarro’s paint­ings were in accord with the stan­dards of the Salon, but he soon felt restrict­ed by those stan­dards. He want­ed to express the beau­ties of nature with­out adul­ter­ation. He began to leave the city and paint scenes in the coun­try­side, cap­tur­ing the dai­ly real­i­ty of vil­lage life, and paint­ing what he saw, with­out arti­fice or grandeur. This inevitably ruf­fled the feath­ers of the art world’s old guard who crit­i­cised his paint­ings as “vul­gar”.

At the Académie Suisse, how­ev­er, he met Mon­et and Cézanne, young artists whose own work was attract­ing sim­i­lar crit­i­cism, and he sym­pa­thised with them and encour­aged them. Even­tu­al­ly, oth­er Refusés (Salon rejects) joined the group and in 1873 Pis­sar­ro helped estab­lish a col­lec­tive called the “Société Anonyme des Artistes, Pein­tres, Sculp­teurs et Graveurs” which includ­ed fif­teen artists…and Impres­sion­ism was born. Let’s look at a gallery of Pis­sar­ro’s works, with promi­nence giv­en to his won­der­ful Jalais Hill, Pon­toise which marks his tran­si­tion into Impres­sion­ism.

Jalais Hill, Pon­toise (1867)
Camille Pis­sar­ro

J R R Tolkien’s The Lord Of The Rings (1955)

Just two miles up the road from me, at 2 Darn­ley Road, West Park, is a fine old semi-detached Edwar­dian dwelling which bears a blue plaque declar­ing this as the one-time home of J R R Tolkien when he was Read­er in Eng­lish at Leeds Uni­ver­si­ty in the 1920s. This was some years before The Hob­bit and The Lord of the Rings but it is still quite a thrill to know that the young Tolkien was study­ing so close to where I’m writ­ing now. I dis­cov­ered The Hob­bit whilst at school and absolute­ly loved it, and I’ll nev­er for­get the book cov­er: it was this one here, that took a few scrolls to find amongst the myr­i­ad dif­fer­ent ver­sions!

The Hob­bit

The Hob­bit turned out to be a spring­board to the much larg­er, grown-up, epic high fan­ta­sy nov­el that was The Lord of the Rings. What an amaz­ing piece of work! It is a jour­ney for the read­er just as it is a jour­ney for the char­ac­ters. It is under­pinned, of course, by an aston­ish­ing depth of schol­ar­ship on its author’s part. Tolkien stud­ied ety­mol­o­gy and philol­o­gy, and, as a keen medieval­ist, pro­duced, whilst still at Leeds and long before writ­ing his books, A Mid­dle Eng­lish Vocab­u­lary and the defin­i­tive edi­tion of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.

Also whilst at Leeds, Tolkien com­plet­ed a trans­la­tion of Beowulf, which was a pow­er­ful influ­ence on his lat­er Mid­dle-earth “leg­en­dar­i­um” (this was Tolkien’s own term for his body of fic­tion­alised mythol­o­gy that would inform The Lord of the Rings). He also stud­ied the Prose Edda and Norse mythol­o­gy, as well as the Finnish Kale­vala and oth­er Scan­di­na­vian myth­ic lit­er­a­ture. Tolkien’s knowl­edge of the myr­i­ad leg­ends and myths of the Mid­dle Ages and ear­li­er would give rise to the world of Mid­dle-earth with its inhab­i­tants of hob­bits, men, elves, dwarves, wiz­ards, orcs and trolls famil­iar to Tolkien read­ers of today.

The Lord of the Rings, 1st sin­gle-vol­ume edi­tion (1968)

As most peo­ple know (but here’s a brief sum­ma­ry any­way), the sto­ry revolves around the Dark Lord Sauron, who in an ear­li­er age cre­at­ed the One Ring, allow­ing him to rule the oth­er Rings of Pow­er giv­en to men, dwarves, and elves, in his cam­paign to con­quer all of Mid­dle-earth. From home­ly begin­nings in the Shire, a hob­bit land rem­i­nis­cent of the Eng­lish coun­try­side, the sto­ry ranges across Mid­dle-earth, fol­low­ing the quest to destroy the One Ring, seen main­ly through the eyes of the hob­bits Fro­do, Sam, Mer­ry, and Pip­pin. Aid­ing the hob­bits are the wiz­ard Gan­dalf, the men Aragorn and Boromir, the elf Lego­las, and the dwarf Gim­li, who unite as the Com­pa­ny of the Ring in order to ral­ly the Free Peo­ples of Mid­dle-earth against Sauron’s armies and give Fro­do a chance to destroy the One Ring in the fires of Mount Doom.

Here’s an excerpt from the ear­li­er stages of the sto­ry (in Book 1, The Fel­low­ship of the Ring), when the hob­bits have recent­ly left their beloved Shire behind and ven­tured beyond to the town of Bree where they stay overnight in the Pranc­ing Pony inn, and meet Aragorn (Strid­er) for the first time. I choose it because it it was the first time (though not the last) of expe­ri­enc­ing a real thrill whilst read­ing it: that grad­ual tran­si­tion from a sense of fore­bod­ing about this dark stranger in the cor­ner to the real­i­sa­tion that Strid­er was in fact an ally, and a safe pair of hands at that!

Sud­den­ly Fro­do noticed that a strange-look­ing weath­er­beat­en man, sit­ting in the shad­ows near the wall, was also lis­ten­ing intent­ly to the hob­bit-talk. He had a tall tankard in front of him, and was smok­ing a long-stemmed pipe curi­ous­ly carved. His legs were stretched out before him, show­ing high boots of sup­ple leather that fit­ted him well, but had seen much wear and were now caked with mud. A trav­el-stained cloak of heavy dark-green cloth was drawn close about him, and in spite of the heat of the room he wore a hood that over­shad­owed his face; but the gleam of his eyes could be seen as he watched the hob­bits.

‘Who is that?’ Fro­do asked, when he got a chance to whis­per to Mr. But­ter­bur. ‘I don’t think you intro­duced him?’

‘Him?’ said the land­lord in an answer­ing whis­per, cock­ing an eye with­out turn­ing his head. ‘I don’t right­ly know. He is one of the wan­der­ing folk – Rangers we call them. He sel­dom talks: not but what he can tell a rare tale when he has the mind. He dis­ap­pears for a month, or a year, and then he pops up again. He was in and out pret­ty often last spring; but I haven’t seen him about late­ly. What his right name is I’ve nev­er heard: but he’s known round here as Strid­er. Goes about at a great pace on his long shanks; though he don’t tell nobody what cause he has to hur­ry. But there’s no account­ing for East and West, as we say in Bree, mean­ing the Rangers and the Shire-folk, beg­ging your par­don. Fun­ny you should ask about him.’ But at that moment Mr. But­ter­bur was called away by a demand for more ale and his last remark remained unex­plained.

Fro­do found that Strid­er was now look­ing at him, as if he had heard or guessed all that had been said. Present­ly, with a wave of his hand and a nod, he invit­ed Fro­do to come over and sit by him. As Fro­do drew near he threw back his hood, show­ing a shag­gy head of dark hair flecked with grey, and in a pale stern face a pair of keen grey eyes.

‘I am called Strid­er,’ he said in a low voice. ‘I am very pleased to meet you, Mas­ter – Under­hill, if old But­ter­bur got your name right.’

‘He did,’ said Fro­do stiffly. He felt far from com­fort­able under the stare of those keen eyes.

‘Well, Mas­ter Under­hill,’ said Strid­er, ‘if I were you, I should stop your young friends from talk­ing too much. Drink, fire, and chance-meet­ing are pleas­ant enough, but, well this isn’t the Shire. There are queer folk about. Though I say it as shouldn’t, you may think,’ he added with a wry smile, see­ing Frodo’s glance. ‘And there have been even stranger trav­ellers through Bree late­ly,’ he went on, watch­ing Frodo’s face.

Fro­do returned his gaze but said noth­ing; and Strid­er made no fur­ther sign. His atten­tion seemed sud­den­ly to be fixed on Pip­pin. To his alarm Fro­do became aware that the ridicu­lous young Took, encour­aged by his suc­cess with the fat May­or of Michel Delv­ing, was now actu­al­ly giv­ing a com­ic account of Bilbo’s farewell par­ty. He was already giv­ing an imi­ta­tion of the Speech, and was draw­ing near to the aston­ish­ing Dis­ap­pear­ance.

Fro­do was annoyed. It was a harm­less enough tale for most of the local hob­bits, no doubt: just a fun­ny sto­ry about those fun­ny peo­ple away beyond the Riv­er; but some (old But­ter­bur, for instance) knew a thing or two, and had prob­a­bly heard rumours long ago about Bilbo’s van­ish­ing. It would bring the name of Bag­gins to their minds, espe­cial­ly if there had been inquiries in Bree after that name. Fro­do fid­get­ed, won­der­ing what to do. Pip­pin was evi­dent­ly much enjoy­ing the atten­tion he was get­ting, and had become quite for­get­ful of their dan­ger. Fro­do had a sud­den fear that in his present mood he might even men­tion the Ring; and that might well be dis­as­trous.

‘You had bet­ter do some­thing quick!’ whis­pered Strid­er in his ear.

J R R Tolkien

Miguel De Cervantes’ Don Quixote (1605)

When it comes to lit­er­a­ture as the sub­ject of this blog – that is, books, gen­er­al­ly – it can be tak­en as read that I have actu­al­ly read said books. And whilst that is nor­mal­ly the case, my integri­ty com­pels me to admit that I nev­er fin­ished today’s sub­ject, Miguel de Cer­vantes’ epic mas­ter­piece, Don Quixote. I think I got about a quar­ter of the way through before sur­ren­der, many years ago now. It’s a long, dense book and real­ly, there are bet­ter things to do than wade through ear­ly 17th cen­tu­ry Span­ish nov­els. Nonethe­less, Don Quixote remains an impor­tant piece of work wor­thy of inspec­tion.

For one thing, Don Quixote (the full title being The Inge­nious Gen­tle­man Don Quixote of La Man­cha), orig­i­nal­ly pub­lished in two parts in 1605 and 1615, is con­sid­ered a found­ing work of West­ern lit­er­a­ture and is often said to be the first mod­ern nov­el. Of course, the claim to be ‘first nov­el’ is inevitably going to be con­tentious, since much depends on the def­i­n­i­tion of the word ‘nov­el’. Vying for that title are every­thing from Samuel Richardson’s Pamela (1740), Daniel Defoe’s Robin­son Cru­soe (1719), John Bunyan’s Pilgrim’s Progress (1678) and even Thomas Malory’s Le Morte D’Arthur (c. 1485), but we needn’t wor­ry about that now. All we need to know is that Don Quixote is one of the most trans­lat­ed and best-sell­ing books of all time, and that it has bequeathed to the lex­i­con the word ‘quixot­ic’ and the phrase ‘tilt­ing at wind­mills’.

The plot revolves around the adven­tures of a hidal­go from La Man­cha who reads so many chival­ric romances that he decides to become a knight-errant him­self under the name Don Quixote de la Man­cha, and sets out with his squire, San­cho Pan­za, to save his lady love Dul­cinea del Toboso, in the name of chival­ry and all that is noble and good. It’s clear that Don Quixote has essen­tial­ly lost his mind and is liv­ing a fan­ta­sy life, and whilst in his mind we know that he is liv­ing out an epic knight­ly sto­ry of hon­our and glo­ry, we are see­ing a fan­ta­sist being humoured, ignored, or attacked by all he encoun­ters.

The adven­tures begin with the famous wind­mill scene, in which Don Quixote mis­takes a group of wind­mills for fero­cious giants and charges at them, armed with a lance, on his old horse Roci­nante. Whilst San­cho Pan­za tries to ground him in real­i­ty, it is a lost cause: even when Don Quixote realis­es that they are indeed wind­mills, he claims that a magi­cian must have trans­formed the giants. ‘Tilt­ing at wind­mills’ has become syn­ony­mous with wast­ing time and ener­gy on the wrong tar­gets or tak­ing on hope­less­ly lost caus­es or imag­i­nary foes. Here’s the rel­e­vant excerpt, and you have to admire Don Quixote for the courage of his con­vic­tion! It’s fun­ny, and I might just have to go back and fin­ish the last three-quar­ters of the book some time.

Just then, they dis­cov­ered thir­ty or forty wind­mills in that plain. And as soon as don Quixote saw them, he said to his squire: “For­tune is guid­ing our affairs bet­ter than we could have ever hoped. Look over there, San­cho Pan­za, my friend, where there are thir­ty or more mon­strous giants with whom I plan to do bat­tle and take all their lives, and with their spoils we’ll start to get rich. This is right­eous war­fare, and it’s a great ser­vice to God to rid the earth of such a wicked seed.”

“What giants?” said San­cho Pan­za.

“Those that you see over there,” respond­ed his mas­ter, “with the long arms—some of them almost two leagues long.”

“Look, your grace,” respond­ed San­cho, “what you see over there aren’t giants—they’re wind­mills; and what seems to be arms are the sails that rotate the mill­stone when they’re turned by the wind.”

“It seems to me,” respond­ed don Quixote, “that you aren’t well-versed in adventures—they are giants; and if you’re afraid, get away from here and start pray­ing while I go into fierce and unequal bat­tle with them.”

And say­ing this, he spurred his horse Roci­nante with­out heed­ing what his squire San­cho was shout­ing to him, that he was attack­ing wind­mills and not giants. But he was so cer­tain they were giants that he paid no atten­tion to his squire Sancho’s shouts, nor did he see what they were, even though he was very close. Rather, he went on shout­ing: “Do not flee, cow­ards and vile crea­tures, for it’s just one knight attack­ing you!”

At this point, the wind increased a bit and the large sails began to move, which don Quixote observed and said: “Even though you wave more arms than Bri­aræus, you’ll have to answer to me.”

When he said this—and com­mend­ing him­self with all his heart to his lady Dul­cinea, ask­ing her to aid him in that per­il, well-cov­ered by his shield, with his lance on the lance rest —he attacked at Rocinante’s full gal­lop and assailed the first wind­mill he came to. He gave a thrust into the sail with his lance just as a rush of air accel­er­at­ed it with such fury that it broke the lance to bits, tak­ing the horse and knight with it, and tossed him rolling onto the ground, very bat­tered.

San­cho went as fast as his don­key could take him to help his mas­ter, and when he got there, he saw that don Quixote couldn’t stir—such was the result of Rocinante’s land­ing on top of him. “God help us,” said San­cho. “Didn’t I tell you to watch what you were doing; that they were just wind­mills, and that only a per­son who had wind­mills in his head could fail to real­ize it?”

“Keep still, San­cho, my friend,” respond­ed don Quixote. “Things asso­ci­at­ed with war, more than oth­ers, are sub­ject to con­tin­u­al change. More­over, I believe—and it’s true—that the sage Frestón—he who robbed me of my library—has changed these giants into wind­mills to take away the glo­ry of my hav­ing con­quered them, such is the enmi­ty he bears me. But in the long run, his evil cun­ning will have lit­tle pow­er over the might of my sword.”

God’s will be done,” respond­ed San­cho Pan­za.”

Don Quixote, book cover
Miguel de Cer­vantes

Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall in The Big Sleep (1946)

I’m a big fan of film noir, but what exact­ly is film noir? Well, it’s a genre or style, and it was coined in the twen­ties by French film crit­ics describ­ing Hol­ly­wood movies that they saw as dark and pes­simistic, hence “black cin­e­ma” or “film noir”. Film noir movies tend to be thrillers or detec­tive movies with cer­tain com­mon ele­ments such as an anti-hero pro­tag­o­nist, a femme fatale (there go the French again), some tight, snap­py dia­logue, high-con­trast cin­e­matog­ra­phy, and a gen­er­al sense of dis­il­lu­sion­ment or cyn­i­cism (as opposed to the ide­al­ism and hap­py end­ings of many an ear­ly Hol­ly­wood movie). What bet­ter exam­ple of film noir is there than Howard Hawks’ The Big Sleep? (Clue: there prob­a­bly isn’t one).

Adapt­ed from Ray­mond Chandler’s 1939 nov­el about black­mail and mur­der, we have Humphrey Bog­a­rt as the anti-hero, pri­vate detec­tive Philip Mar­lowe, and Lau­ren Bacall as the smoul­der­ing seduc­tress, Vivian Rut­ledge. Tight dia­logue comes cour­tesy of William Faulkn­er (as an aside, Faulkn­er is bet­ter known as one of America’s great­est nov­el­ists – see The Sound and the Fury, As I Lay Dying, and Absa­lom, Absa­lom!) who co-wrote the screen­play. The cin­e­matog­ra­phy comes from the great auteur Howard Hawks (Bring­ing Up Baby, To Have and Have Not, Gen­tle­men Pre­fer Blondes, Rio Bra­vo et al).

The Big Sleep was released by Warn­er Bros on 31st August 1946, and was such a com­mer­cial suc­cess that two more “Bogie and Bacall” films were quick­ly made: Dark Pas­sage (1947) and Key Largo (1948). The sex­u­al chem­istry between the new­ly-mar­ried Bog­a­rt and Bacall is famous­ly elec­tric, and the over­all atmos­phere is sul­try and sump­tu­ous. I have watched it at least twice and whilst I nev­er real­ly fig­ured out what’s going on in its con­fus­ing plot, I nev­er real­ly cared, as I wasn’t there for the plot. I was there for Bogie and Bacall. Let’s watch Mar­lowe and Vivian’s first meet­ing, in which the ver­bal joust­ing sets the tem­per­a­ture for the rest of the movie.

J D Salinger’s The Catcher In The Rye (1951)

J D Salinger (1919–2010) was quite the enig­ma. Hav­ing cre­at­ed one of the Great Amer­i­can Nov­els in The Catch­er In The Rye in 1951, he nev­er pub­lished anoth­er full-length nov­el and grad­u­al­ly with­drew from soci­ety. With­in two years of the pub­li­ca­tion of Catch­er, Salinger had moved from New York to the small town of Cor­nish, New Hamp­shire, and was rarely seen out and about. In the role of “reclu­sive writer”, he gives Thomas Pyn­chon a run for his mon­ey (Pyn­chon, pro­lif­ic and still-liv­ing nov­el­ist known for Gravity’s Rain­bow amongst oth­ers, is so reclu­sive that no-one knows where he lives and there aren’t any pic­tures of him in the pub­lic domain from any time after about 1955). Salinger didn’t stop writ­ing how­ev­er: it is rumoured that he wrote up to fif­teen novels…but just didn’t pub­lish them!

The Catch­er in the Rye was orig­i­nal­ly intend­ed for adults, but of course has since been cel­e­brat­ed as a nov­el for ado­les­cents due to its themes of angst and alien­ation, and its icon of teenage rebel­lion, Hold­en Caulfield. 16-year-old Hold­en has been expelled from prep school and wan­ders New York City, grap­pling with feel­ings about the super­fi­cial­i­ty of adult soci­ety (its “phoni­ness”), and embody­ing for the read­er themes of inno­cence, iden­ti­ty, sex, and depres­sion. His jour­ney takes in a num­ber of awk­ward alter­ca­tions and mis­ad­ven­tures with pros­ti­tutes and pimps and oth­er exem­plars of an under­bel­ly of soci­ety that does noth­ing to dis­abuse him of his sus­pi­cions of the adult world.

The Catch­er In The Rye, First Edi­tion

Hearti­ly sick of the harsh real­i­ties of grow­ing up, Hold­en sneaks back into his par­ents’ home while they are out and wakes his lit­tle sis­ter, Phoebe. Although she is hap­py to see him, Phoebe is annoyed that he’s aim­less­ly ruin­ing his life. Isn’t there any­thing he cares about? It turns out that there is: Hold­en shares a fan­ta­sy, which he seems to have cooked up based on a lit­er­al inter­pre­ta­tion of some lines in Robert Burn­s’s Comin’ Through the Rye (“when a body catch a body, comin’ through the rye”). There is a field of rye through which chil­dren are run­ning dan­ger­ous­ly towards a cliff, and Hold­en is there to catch them before they fall off. This seems to point towards a com­pas­sion­ate streak that his par­ents and teach­ers have hith­er­to failed to uncov­er. Although the nov­el leaves his future uncer­tain, who knows, per­haps some inchoate pur­pose in life is being hint­ed at?

Mean­while, here is a flavour of the nar­ra­tor’s dia­logue and you can feel (per­haps remem­ber?) the teenage dis­dain…

I’m not too sure what the name of the song was that he was play­ing when I came in, but what­ev­er it was, he was real­ly stink­ing it up.  He was putting all these dumb, show-offy rip­ples in the high notes, and a lot of oth­er very tricky stuff that gives me a pain in the ass.  You should’ve heard the crowd, though, when he was finished.  You would’ve puked.  They went mad.  They were exact­ly the same morons that laugh like hye­nas in the movies at stuff that isn’t fun­ny.  I swear to God, if I were a piano play­er or an actor or some­thing and all those dopes though I was ter­rific, I’d hate it.  I wouldn’t even want them to clap for me.  Peo­ple always clap for the wrong things.  If I were a piano play­er, I’d play it in the god­dam clos­et.  Any­way, when he was finished, and every­body was clap­ping their heads off, old Ernie turned around on his stool and gave this very pho­ny, hum­ble bow.  Like as if he was a hel­lu­va hum­ble guy, besides being a ter­rific piano play­er.  It was very phony—I mean him being such a big snob and all.  In a fun­ny way, though, I felt sort of sor­ry for him when he was finished.  I don’t even think he knows any more when he’s play­ing right or not.  It isn’t all his fault.  I part­ly blame all those dopes that clap their heads off—they’d foul up any­body, if you gave them a chance.

J D Salinger

The Ink Spots’ If I Didn’t Care (1939)

The his­to­ry of ear­ly twen­ti­eth cen­tu­ry African-Amer­i­can vocal ensem­bles is a rich one: the high­ly suc­cess­ful Mills Broth­ers inspired a large num­ber of singing groups in the years of the Great Depres­sion and the Sec­ond World War. Using only their voic­es and some­times some sparse instru­men­ta­tion, these groups com­bined jazz, pop, and gospel to pro­duce music that antic­i­pat­ed the rise of R&B, rock ‘n roll, and doo-wop in the 1950s. Such groups as the Spir­its of Rhythm, the Gold­en Gate Quar­tet, the Four Vagabonds, Cats and the Fid­dle, the Ravens, and the Ink Spots were all pio­neers and inte­gral parts of musi­cal his­to­ry.

The Ink Spots gained inter­na­tion­al fame in the 1930s and 1940s and were wide­ly accept­ed in both the white and black com­mu­ni­ties. They had start­ed out in 1934 as a group singing com­e­dy jive songs in the man­ner of Fats Waller or Cab Cal­loway, but when their orig­i­nal tenor singer Jer­ry Daniels left the group, his replace­ment Bill Ken­ny would trans­form them into a seri­ous­ly melod­ic vocal har­mo­ny group that would sell mil­lions of records. It’s no exag­ger­a­tion to say that every singer who sang a bal­lad in the 1950s and ear­ly six­ties was influ­enced by the Ink Spots.

If I Didn’t Care was the record that defined their trade­mark sound. Writ­ten by Jack Lawrence, it is the per­fect show­case for the Ink Spots’ deli­cious­ly warm har­monies. The angel voic­es of Bill Ken­ny and band­mates Char­lie Fuqua, Deek Wat­son, and Orville Jones, har­monise togeth­er like hon­ey. Check them out here.

The Ink Spots

Henri Rousseau’s The Sleeping Gypsy (1897)

The art world didn’t used to be quite sure what to do with an artist who hadn’t come up through the ranks in the con­ven­tion­al man­ner, by study­ing at some­where like the Roy­al Acad­e­my of Arts or one of the Écoles des Beaux-Arts. They cer­tain­ly didn’t know what to do with Hen­ri Rousseau (1844–1910) who only start­ed paint­ing in his ear­ly for­ties, was com­plete­ly self-taught, and had pre­vi­ous­ly been earn­ing his liv­ing as a tax col­lec­tor (hence his lat­er nick­name Le Douanier). His style, too, was not treat­ed kind­ly by crit­ics – although it would lat­er be referred to as prim­i­tivism or Naïve art, Rousseau’s paint­ings had a child­like sim­plic­i­ty and frank­ness about them that were wide­ly dis­par­aged by the high­brows.

Picas­so, though, knew a nat­ur­al born artis­tic genius when he saw one; when he hap­pened upon one of Rousseau’s paint­ings being sold on the street as a can­vas to be paint­ed over, he imme­di­ate­ly sought out and met Rousseau. Lat­er he would host a ban­quet in Rousseau’s hon­our which would become famous as a notable social event due to the time­ly pres­ence of so many artists and lit­er­ary fig­ures from the time (Guil­laume Apol­li­naire, Juan Gris, Gertrude Stein et al).

Rousseau paint­ed a lot of jun­gle scenes, even though he nev­er vis­it­ed a jun­gle nor even left France. Here’s a gallery of Rousseau’s art that show­cas­es his dis­tinct style, with appeal­ing sim­ple shapes and blocks of colour.

The Sleep­ing Gyp­sy (French: La Bohémi­enne endormie) is prob­a­bly Rousseau’s most famous paint­ing. Paint­ed in 1897, it is a fan­tas­ti­cal depic­tion of a lion mus­ing over a sleep­ing woman on a moon­lit night. Rousseau’s own descrip­tion is as good as any:

A wan­der­ing Negress, a man­dolin play­er, lies with her jar beside her (a vase with drink­ing water), over­come by fatigue in a deep sleep. A lion chances to pass by, picks up her scent yet does not devour her. There is a moon­light effect, very poet­ic. The scene is set in a com­plete­ly arid desert. The gyp­sy is dressed in ori­en­tal cos­tume.”

It is a bewitch­ing image; The Sleep­ing Gyp­sy is held by the Muse­um of Mod­ern Art in New York and is housed right next to Vin­cent van Gogh’s famous The Star­ry Night. That’s not a bad pair­ing!

The Sleep­ing Gyp­sy
Hen­ri Rousseau

James Boswell’s Life of Samuel Johnson (1791)

I don’t often go in for biogra­phies or auto­bi­ogra­phies and am usu­al­ly found read­ing mate­r­i­al by peo­ple rather than about peo­ple (though I sup­pose biogra­phies are also by peo­ple, but you know what I mean). How­ev­er, it’s a genre as old as writ­ing itself. In the 1st cen­tu­ry CE, Plutarch wrote his Par­al­lel Lives in which he pairs up and writes about famous Greeks and Romans that seem to have an equiv­a­lence e.g. the ora­tors Demos­thenes (Greek) and Cicero (Roman). In the 3rd cen­tu­ry, Dio­genes Laër­tius was writ­ing his Lives and Opin­ions of Emi­nent Philoso­phers about all the known Greek philoso­phers from Thales to Epi­cu­rus. In the 16th cen­tu­ry, Geor­gio Vasari wrote The Lives of the Most Excel­lent Painters, Sculp­tors, and Archi­tects cov­er­ing Renais­sance artists from Cimabue to Bronzi­no. Inci­den­tal­ly, read­ing these three books is a good way to acquire a pret­ty com­pre­hen­sive clas­si­cal edu­ca­tion!

What these biogra­phies have in com­mon is that they are essen­tial­ly sketch­es; they write pot­ted his­to­ries of mul­ti­ple peo­ple. When it comes to full-blown biog­ra­phy about one indi­vid­ual, how­ev­er, one book stands out as an ear­ly land­mark of the genre and that is James Boswell’s The Life of Samuel John­son (1791), about Eng­lish writer and lit­er­ary crit­ic Samuel John­son. It enjoys a rep­u­ta­tion as being one of the great­est biogra­phies ever writ­ten, and it is val­ued as an impor­tant source of infor­ma­tion not just about John­son but his times.

Samuel John­son was a cel­e­brat­ed char­ac­ter in 18th cen­tu­ry Lon­don, admired for his intel­lect and pithy one-lin­ers (a bit like Oscar Wilde or Stephen Fry in dif­fer­ent ages) and famed for his rep­u­ta­tion in lit­er­ary crit­i­cism and lex­i­cog­ra­phy in the form of his Dic­tio­nary of the Eng­lish Lan­guage (1755). It was John­son who famous­ly said “when a man is tired of Lon­don, he is tired of life”. And it was John­son also who pro­vid­ed a mem­o­rable response to the new, monist, ide­al­ist phi­los­o­phy of George Berke­ley, which con­jec­tured that all that exists – includ­ing “mat­ter” — could be reduced to one onto­log­i­cal fun­da­men­tal, name­ly “mind”. When asked, whilst out for a walk, what he thought about this idea, John­son is said to have kicked a stone with a con­temp­tu­ous “I refute it thus!”.

In 1763, trav­el­ling Scot­tish lawyer James Boswell first met John­son in the book shop of a friend of Johnson’s and they quick­ly became friends. In the ensu­ing years they spent a lot of time togeth­er in long con­ver­sa­tions whilst on walk­ing hol­i­days in places like the Hebrides. Boswell was a dili­gent keep­er of jour­nals and thor­ough­ly record­ed his day-to-day expe­ri­ences, and it was on this large col­lec­tion of detailed notes that Boswell would base his works on John­son’s life. John­son com­ment­ed on Boswell’s exces­sive note-tak­ing: “One would think the man had been hired to spy upon me!”.

Boswell first pub­lished his account of their walk­ing hol­i­day The Jour­nal of a Tour to the Hebrides in 1786, pub­lished after John­son’s death, and this proved to be a decent tri­al run of his bio­graph­i­cal method for when he took on his Life of John­son. With the suc­cess of the Jour­nal, Boswell start­ed work­ing on the “vast trea­sure of his con­ver­sa­tions at dif­fer­ent times” that he record­ed in his jour­nals. His goal was to recre­ate John­son’s “life in scenes”, and this he did spec­tac­u­lar­ly well, with the first edi­tion pub­lished in 1791.

James Boswell by George Willi­son
Samuel John­son by Sir Joshua Reynolds

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